We’ve Moved!

May 8th, 2009

Take a look at the brand new televisionX blog.

It’s still full of the hardcore porn that we all love so much…  It’s just got a different address.

http://www.televisionx.com/blog/

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Richard Timney And Raw Meat 3 (Free Porn!)

April 2nd, 2009

Richard Timney's Porn Of Choice - Raw Meats 3

The media have suggested that Richard Timney, the husband (but for how much longer?) of Home Secretary Jacqui Smith, has probably been watching TelevisionX.

And who can blame him? The line up for one of the night’s in question (1st April 2008) was a scorcher and included the fresh first timers in Raw Meat 3.

Raw Meat 3 starts off with the producer giving us the low down on the show, “If you’re a big fan of back door action, then you’ve come to the right place”

Not even a politicians husband could resist a promise like that! It’s totally straight and totally real and as the tax payers money paid for this we’re giving it to you, the tax payer, for free!

What’s it like to be a politicians husband? Watch Raw Meat 3 for free and experience that wonderfully sleazy feeling for yourself.

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Guest Post By Syren Sexton

April 1st, 2009

Syren Sexton

Hiya its Syren Sexton here,

I can’t wait for Friday because I’ve got a whole night on Television X!

They are showing my latest exclusive shows, I’m dead chuffed and all me fans can’t wait to see it.

I’ll be watching on Friday too so watch with me! I think you’ll like the shows, I’ve picked out my favourite ones for you. First up is calling the shot’s where I’m in control, after that see me getting Ben Dover’ s huge dick in me, he is so good at fucking and he has a perfect cock.

In it’s a girl thing I live out my dirty fantasy of having two men at the same time, it was amazing I was dripping wet before they even got my pants off!

In St teeny cums you can see me in a little uniform.

I came for real in all of these shows so I hope you get as horny as I got, I’ll be fucking as I watch on Friday so make sure you tune it to see me Syren Sexton all night long on Television X.

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Chat With Porn Star Syren Sexton

March 24th, 2009

Syren Sexton Naked Pussy

Good girls gone bad…  They’re brilliant, aren’t they?

Well, we think so, and we also think that Syren Sexton is the epitome of a good girl gone bad.

Don’t take our word for it though, why not give her a call and a chat to her on live TV?

That’s right boys.  Syren Sexton will be live and taking your calls on the channel that needs no explanation, “Dirty Talk“.

Have a Dirty Talk with Syren on Sky channel 964 this coming Thursday 26 March 2009 and Thursday 2 April 2009.

Tune in, dial up, get off.

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Star Wars Porn

March 20th, 2009

Princess Leia Holds Her Jedi's Big Cock

StarWars purists, don’t read on.  This is most likely going to upset you.

For the rest of you, how about some StarWars Porn!?

When we first saw this brilliant third episode of Joy Box we sent someone off to get some popcorn, they  misheard and we ended up with some Cop Porn, but that a whole different blog entry.

Claudia Rossi’s take on Princess Leia is brilliant, at least in the make up and props department… We’ve never actually seen the Princess getting shafted by a Jedi, so the comparison wouldn’t be fair.

We’re going to try and hold off on the jokes about Jay Snake using his “force” or “Forcing” his thing into Leia, and just credit him for having an amazing cock…  Which doubles as a light sabre, apparently.  No wonder she gasps so much.

Take a look at this free Star Wars Porn clip and never forget the name Joy Box.

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Syren Sexton Nude And Naughty

March 18th, 2009

Syren Sexton Getting Spit Roasted

Glamour model come porn star.
It doesn’t happen much… In fact we don’t think it ever happened until Syren Sexton broke free from the panty clad, lacy shackles of the lads mags and became a full on ass kicking, cock sinking, hardcore porn star.

If you are one of her many admirers, then you may be interested to know that we’ve dedicated a whole night to Syren Sexton on TelevisionX 1, sky channel 903, on Friday 3rd April.

Don’t miss it. She’s a filthy little minx.

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Keisha Kane Gets Fucked All Night

March 10th, 2009

Keisha Kane Hardcore Fucking

Keisha Kane is so scorchingly hot that we feel she needs to have a whole night dedicated solely to her.

As horny as this little ebony minx is, we felt that a whole night of just her gyrating on your screen could get rather repetitive.   So we’ve sent in an orgy of your favourite boys and girls, in all their various D cups and Dick girths, to lick and poke her for your pleasure.

That’s a bus load of porno all revolving around Keisha, all in one place, all on one night!

We just can’t wait until her explosive night on Thursday 19th March, TelevisionX1.

We love you Keisha Kane!

To get TelevisionX 1 see http://www.televisionx.co.uk/

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